June 2011
remember when you said that dude was so hairy she...
i get wasted and turn into a 5 yr old
the boogie man is real
love me, jeffreh
it's not helping
i dont regret a moment of tonight. even when i turned to you in fear and whispered it smells like fish
AWRIGHT PIZZA
sexy hot wang dot com (dead hand shake)
“i haven’t seen enough oprah shows to differentiate between her in roots...”
– millennials are the future, you guys!
gaters gotta gate
you know how sometimes you’re scared to go pee at a friends house because he is a) a boy and b)living in a house that is still in the skeletal stages of construction, but also! c) living with three other dudes building the house so it’s just a huge hobosexual pileup of every bodily function that can happen in the designated gross area??
YOU SHOULD BE
that pile of hair is...
wtf of the day
wtf
The Texts
B: “Hey are you ready to get dinner?”
Him: “Nah, I can’t anymore. I’ve gotta study.”
The Analysis
K: What. The. Fuck.
B: I know, right?! Why didn’t he just write, “I hate you, you’re stupid”? It’s the same thing.
K: How did he spell "no"? Was it normal or are you just saying it weird?
B: N-a-h.
K: SHUT THE FUCK UP.
B: I’m serious!!! That’s what he wrote!
K: Gross. That is so gross. See? He is SO self-centered that he can’t be bothered to have his mouth close around words properly! Like, I can sort of see his tongue hanging out at the end of that.
B: Exactly. He’s sticking his tongue out at me.
K: I’m sorry. He just isn’t good enough for you. He is the worst.
B: Well, hopefully he’s dead by tomorrow.
WHAT HAPPENED ON THE CAMPING TRIP
“Saddle bags, upper-arm fat, cottage cheese thighs, midriff-bulge (aka F.U.P.A....”
– a friendly reminder from rob delaney about all the things you have to worry about this summer 