you know how sometimes you’re scared to go pee at a friends house because he is a) a boy and b)living in a house that is still in the skeletal stages of construction, but also! c) living with three other dudes building the house so it’s just a huge hobosexual pileup of every bodily function that can happen in the designated gross area??
“Saddle bags, upper-arm fat, cottage cheese thighs, midriff-bulge (aka F.U.P.A. aka ‘gunt’), flat chest, asymmetrical breasts, butt-beard, bacne, pit-cheese, cankles, surprise tampon string cameos, eczema, ham spatula, ashy elbows, feet of any kind, hairy knuckles, beef knuckles, uncle’s knuckles, vaginal halitosis, bald spots, loaf latch, sideburns, flatbottom, creeping jimson weed, dowager’s hump, treasure trail, Pepperidge Farm, razor bumps, leakage, phantom dangle, and panty dandruf.”—a friendly reminder from rob delaney about all the things you have to worry about this summer