May 2012
fatitude:
Last night I gad a dream Lux Interior & I killed Taylor Swift & then we were making out & he whispered “I love you, I love you, I love you.” in my ear.
April 2012
nicklesen:
she wears short skirts
i wear t-shirts
she’s cheer captain and
IM THE DARK LORD SATAN
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I woke up and thought, "Today I will wear my white...
bobbyfinger:
And then I went to the work cafeteria where someone else thought, “Today I will squeeze this hot sauce dispenser so violently that it gets all over the white denim jeans of surrounding people.”
“Sorry,” she said.